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Monday, December 7, 2020

Classic Arnold Schwarzenegger One-Liners

Arnold Schwarzenegger delivers lines in a style that can range from being action hero cool to downright hilarious, and many times within the same movie. Here are just a few of the most iconic Arnold one-liners of all time.

“It’s Not A Tumor!” (Kindergarten Cop)

The early 90s saw Schwarzenegger take on more family-friendly roles, with his part in Kindergarten Cop (1990) as a police officer going undercover as a teacher being perhaps his most memorable. It’s fun seeing the Schwarzenegger’s no-nonsense cop John Kimble interact with a bunch of kindergartners, who frequently get under his skin with their juvenile questions. At one point, Kimble complains about the kids giving him a headache, and one of his students suggests that it might be a tumor. Kimble incredulously fires back, “It’s not a tumor! It’s not a tumor, at all.” Arnold’s fish out of water status in this movie is just summed up perfectly in this one-liner. A better answer to the child may have been to ask how he even knows what a tumor is in the first place.

“You’re Fired”(True Lies)

True Lies, the 1994 James Cameron action-comedy, is a bit lacking in terms of classic Schwarzenegger one-liners, but the Austrian behemoth manages to spout off a great one in the film’s final act. The entire last action scene is over-the-top ridiculousness, with an extended fight on a harrier jet in downtown Miami. The film’s big baddie terrorist Salim Abu Aziz (Art Malik) ends up hanging from one of the harrier’s missiles, which Arnie’s character, counter-terrorist agent Harry Tasker, promptly launches with Aziz still attached. The missile manages to go through a skyscraper before hitting a helicopter filled with Aziz’s men, killing all of them in a fiery explosion. Trasker’s cool, confident “You’re fired” line cranks the sequence up to 11.

“I’ll Be Back” (The Terminator Series)

The ultimate Schwarzenegger one-liner also happens to be ranked #37 on the American Film Institute’s list, “100 Years…100 Movie Quotes”. The immortal quote has become directly associated with Arnie’s most iconic character, The Terminator, and has become a much-repeated line throughout the Terminator series (along with another famous one, “Come with me if you want to live”). Interestingly, the line would have been “I will be back” if Arnie had his way, as his thick Austrian accent made it difficult to pronounce the contraction “I’ll”, but The Terminator (1984) director James Cameron insisted on keeping it, reassuring Schwarzenegger that the best take would be used, leading to the creation of Arnie’s most famous one-liner.

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Hilarious Action Hero One-Liners

These guys never shy away from bad puns, or getting in the last word! Here are some of the most hlarious action hero one-liners in film.

Diplomatic Immunity “Lethal Weapon 2” (1989)

Even though Mel Gibson plays the crazy one in this buddy cop action sequel, it’s Danny Glover’s Detective Murtaugh who manages to deliver all the funniest lines. A close runner up is this ultra literal quip. But, the top prize goes the line he spouts after demonstrating how unimpressed he was with this apartheid loving bad guy’s immunity status.

Welcome to Earth “Independence Day” (1996)

When the planet comes under full-scale alien attack, leave it to the Fresh Prince to take the fight to the enemy. Getting led off course from his squadron by an alien attack craft, he ultimately gets downed alongside his foe. Despite the massacre of his squadron and the brutal crash landing, Smith still goes the extra mile to make sure his close encounter is of the badass kind.

Stick Around “Predator” (1987)

Arnie plays an elite Special Forces member who ventures into guerilla territory in Central America to rescue hostages, before the murderous alien hunter shows up. During this mission, Arnie delivers his signature shoot-from-the-hip-violence, and even takes time graces us with an awesome one liner.

Ribs “Action Jackson” (1988)

Carl Weathers plays a beefed up cop who stumbles onto a conspiracy, only to find himself feeling a little hot under the collar. Thankfully his buddy saves him in the nick of time. After the duo squash, shock and even explode henchman, Jackson gets to ask the fire-obsessed assassin the ultimate question.

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